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PEOPLE
John Edwards's Mug Shot Released to Public
He was arrested after not paying for a $400 haircut.
 
HIGH TECH
Man Accused of Planting Spyware
On Computer Enabling Him
To Photograph Women Naked

Also given MacArthur Genius Award.
 
BUSINESS
Annual Vacation Makes You Smarter
Than jerk in next cubicle who neglected to ask for one.
Home Prices in 20 U.S. Cities
Hit 8-Year Low

Might be good time to move out of your car.
Summer Solstice at Stonehenge Draws Big Crowds
Druids estimate $2.3 million in receipts.
SCIENCE
Scientists Detect Muons, Which Could Explain Universe
But not its purpose.
Chinese Scientists Modify Cows to Make Human Breast Milk
Similar effort to get women to produce cow's milk still the stuff of science fiction.
 
 
Japanese Researchers Synthesize Meat From Human Excrement
Goes great with bottle of recycled urine.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Heavy Coffee Drinking Can Make People Hallucinate
Notably, air traffic controllers, airline pilots, long-haul, big-rig truck drivers.
Study: Magic Mushrooms Could Have Health Benefits
Much more testing needed, say subjects.
Sitting, Watching TV, Talking on Cellphone Can Kill You
So get up, go outside and get hit by a bus.

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