CONSUMER NEWS |
|
Taser
International- Funded Studies
Show Tasers Are Safe
Colt-funded studies show AR-15s
are safe. |
|
|
TECHNOLOGY |
|
Facebook Downplays Hiring
Of Firm to Plant Negative
Stories About Google
Just one corporate behemoth having a
little fun at the expense of another. |
|
Rush for Domain Names
After Bin Laden Death
If you were lucky you already registered
www.osamaobamaohmama.com. |
|
EDUCATION |
|
Study: Not Teacher, But
Method That Matters
So thats why you failed
Algebra II. |
|
MISCELLANEOUS |
|
Ultra-Orthodox
Jewish Newspaper Cuts Hillary Out
of Iconic Photo
Also removes Biden's bow tie. |
|
|
FEATURE |
|
Florida State University,
Brown University, West
Virginia University,
George Mason University,
Troy University, and Utah
State University are all: |
A ) | pathways to
the future for the
leaders of tomorrow |
B ) | good
football teams |
C ) | sanctuaries
for far-right academic
programs funded and
controlled by the Koch
brothers |
D ) | gateways to
respectability for
extra-terrestrials from
the Xyptrilon Galaxy
posing as students |
Hint: we
have ways of detecting
visitors from Xyptrilon. |
|
|
|
|
NEW PRODUCTS |
|
"Smart"
E-Cigarette Pack Connects
Smokers With Each Other
Helps them locate real
cigarettes. |
|
|
|
|