| PEOPLE |
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 Taxes:
Obama Earned Considerably Less in
2010
Sales of his books were down, as
were sales of Obama bobbleheads,
Obama mugs and Obama t-shirts. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Gold Soars Above $1500
Frankincense, myrrh hit all-time highs. |
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72% Say Raise Taxes on Those
Earning More Than $250,000
28% say eat them. |
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 California
Wine Company Asks Court to
Declare its
“Mommyjuice”
Doesn’t Violate Rival’s
“Mommy’s Time Out”
Trademark
Or their “Mommy’s Drunk
Now,” or “Mommy’s
Soused, Get Lost, Kiddo”
brands. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Important Finding: All
Humanity Can Be Divided Into 3 Bacteria
Groups
Icky, Yucky and Eeeww. |
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DNA Evidence: Greenlander Who Died
4,000 Years Ago Had Siberian Roots
Went fishing, got bad directions. |
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Rumor Among Physicists: God
Particle Has Been Discovered
And it's a “she.” |
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 Probe
Sends Back First Close-Up Pictures
of Mercury
So far, no signs of tuna. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Americans' Bad Health Habits
Unchanged in Last Decade
We're still a nation of fat, sedentary
drunks about to collapse into the gutter
of history. |
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