MISCELLANEOUS |
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Provocative
Dolls Come Under Fire From
Critics
Maker defends dolls, says they're
not aimed at little girls but
men in their late forties,
early fifties. |
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Higher Voices in Women,
Lower Voices in Men
Associated with Infidelity
Based on statistics compiled by the
Mormon Tabernacle Choir. |
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HIGH TECH |
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Gmail Users More Tech-Savvy,
Thinner Than Yahoo, AOL Users
Also better lovers, higher rollers. |
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EDUCATION |
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Massachusetts H.S. Wakes
Students at 6:15 AM With
Robocall from Principal
By 6:30 AM, students have their
high-powered rifles loaded and packed in
their book bags. |
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FACTOID |
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63% of Those Under 30 Admit
Driving While on Phone
Other 37% crashed their cars while trying
to answer question. |
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FEATURE |
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When will Americas
big corporations start
hiring more workers? |
A ) | When the
economy gets better |
B ) | When already
robust profits become
even more robust |
C ) | When the
corporate tax rate is
lowered to zero |
D ) | When pigs fly |
Hint: why
hire more workers when
you can bully non-union
workers into working more
hours for the same pay? |
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SPORTS |
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High Gas Prices Could Affect
Nascar
There's already talk of making it the
Daytona 400. |
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Nudist
Games Begin in Australia
Opening ceremonies disrupted by
clothed streaker. |
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