| MISCELLANEOUS |
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England:
Gorilla Has Been Walking
Upright
Hopes to be released,
rent flat in Chelsea. |
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Breast Feeding Boosts Test
Scores for Children
Just the opposite for adults. |
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Study: Atheists Know More About Religion Than Believers
And they're more observant. |
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| FACTOID |
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One in Five Divorces
Attributed to Facebook
Two in five bloody noses linked to
Twitter. |
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| POLITICS |
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Rep. Michele Bachmann:
Founding Fathers Opposed Slavery
But kept it to themselves. |
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Tea Party
Splits Into Two Factions
Traditional wing and Mad
Hatter wing. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Residents of a small town
in the north of Greenland
have reported the
appearance of the sun two
days earlier than
expected. This can be
explained by: |
| A ) | Global
warming, ice melting and
the town sinking. |
| B ) | Change in
Earth-Sun orbital
parameters. |
| C ) | Atmospheric
illusion. |
| D ) | 2% rise in
consumption of vodka. |
| Hint: In
Greenland in winter,
there’s really no
such thing as too much
vodka. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Utah
Moves to Name M1911 Semiautomatic
Official State Gun
Mass murderers who don't use it
face stiff penalties. |
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