| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Defense
Contractors Developing Optically
Camouflaged “Invisible”
Tanks
Eventually they'll make consumer
version for soccer moms. |
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Pew Study: Internet Not
Destroying Society
Finds it was already ruined. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Study: Attractive People
Have Higher IQs
Still, to be safe, ask the nerd for help
with your homework. |
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| CRIME |
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Bobby Glasses, Vinny Carwash,
Jack the Whack, Junior Lollipops
Indicted
SpongeBob Squarepants, Donald Duck,
Turkey Lurkey, Chuck E. Cheese walk. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Half of All Students Learn
Nothing in First Two Years of College
Other half learns nothing in last two
years. |
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| ADVERTISING |
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 Rush
Limbaugh Billboard Removed From
Tucson Highway
NRA calls removal
“unwarranted and
ill-advised.” |
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| FACTOID |
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Average American Spent 34
Hours Sitting in Traffic Last Year
Doesn't count drivers who left their cars
in the middle of the highway, engine
running, never to return. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Tourists Name Los Angeles
Rudest City
Especially people who live at addresses
mistakenly listed on star maps. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 It's
a $7350 Toilet!
Some of us spend half our lives
sitting on one, so why not sit on
the best? What makes this toilet
different from every other toilet
on the market? Price. $7350, at
Snap-a-Fish. |
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