PEOPLE |
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Hugh
Hefner, 84 Engaged to 24-Year-Old
She wants ceremony no later than
tomorrow afternoon. |
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No Pardon for Dead Outlaw
Billy the Kid
Lawyer says she'll take case all the
way to the Supreme Being. |
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Biden Says Gay Marriage
"Inevitable"
Like death and taxes. |
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BUSINESS |
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Economy: Jobless Rate
Continues to Fall
In Mumbai. |
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Luxury Items Selling Again
According to Conspicuous Consumer Index. |
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Postal
Service Declares All New First
Class Stamps Forever
Or until Postal Service
eliminated. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New England Journal of
Medicine Urges Surgeons to Tell Patients
How Much Sleep Theyve Had Night
Before Surgery
Also if sex was any good. |
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One Third of 9-Month-Olds
Obese or Overweight
Next year breasts will have to display
calorie count. |
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Pill
Being Developed to
Control Alcohol
Consumption
It will be sold in the
shape of a beer nut. |
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SCIENCE |
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Archeologist's Find Shows
Homo Sapiens Originated
In Israel 400,000 Years Ago
Pushes first human argument back 200,000
years. |
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Gene Codes Cracked for
Strawberries, Chocolate
Sorry, they were all out of vanilla. |
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