| PEOPLE |
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Pat Robertson
Calls for
Decriminalization of
Marijuana
After being caught with
half an ounce. |
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| LEXICOLOGY |
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“Whatever” Named
Most Annoying
Word in English Language
Edging out “austerity.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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To protect CEO, Bank of
America Buys
BrianMoynihanBlows.com,
BrianMoynihanSucks.com,
BrianTMoynihanBlows.com, and
BrianTMoynihanSucks.com
Still available:
BrianMoynihanBlowsSucksBarfsandPukes.com,
BrianTMoynihanBlowsSucksBarfsandPukes.com. |
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 Gillette
Won't Renew Contract With Tiger
Woods
No reason given. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Estimate: Three Times
More Stars in Universe Than Previously
Thought
And three times more stupid planets like
ours. |
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 Velociraptors
Evolved from Meat to Vegetarian
Diet, Then Went Back to Meat
Did somebody say wildebeest? |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Myth That You Can Get Drunk
by Immersing Feet in Alcohol Debunked
Those who've tried it usually got drunk
first. |
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Study: Even When Patients
Know They’re Taking Placebo, it
Works
Ask your doctor if placebos are right for
you. |
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Fried Fish May Explain Stroke
Belt in Southern States
Also contributing: black man in White House. |
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