PEOPLE |
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Video of
Miley Cyrus Smoking Bong
at Party Goes Viral
Now tweens all want
bongs. |
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Jim Morrison Pardoned by Florida
Governor for Indecent Exposure
Transferred from Ninth Circle of Hell to Eighth. |
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MEDIA |
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Leaked Fox News Memo: Network
Discouraged Use of Term Public
Option
In favor of Stalinist Death
Machine. |
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BUSINESS |
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Jobs Outlook Grim
Unemployment rate for robots hits 12%. |
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General
Mills Reduces Sugar in Cereals
Makes boxes smaller. |
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SCIENCE |
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Evidence Mounting for
Intelligent
Life on Earth-Like Planets
But not on Earth. |
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Mysterious
X-37B Space Plane Returns
From 7 Months in Orbit
Secretive mission's goal:
raise suspicions about
our space program. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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U.S. Life Expectancy Falls
Slightly in 08
Social Security solvency improves
slightly. |
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J&J Recalls Rolaids Softchews
After Reports of Wood, Metal
Bits Found
Rolaids Crunchies, with
pebbles and small pieces of plastic, still
available. |
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One-Third of Men 75-95 Consider Sex
At Least Somewhat
Important
Other two-thirds consider sex the only
thing I ever think about. |
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