ART |
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Hundreds
of Unseen Picassos Discovered in
Closet
Thousands of unseen Picassos
discovered in museums. |
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POLITICS |
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GOP Senators Pledge to Block
All Democratic Bills
Result of election mandate to do nothing
at all to help economy ever. |
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SPORTS |
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Russia, Qatar's Superior
Bribes Earn Them 2018, 2022 World Cups
FIFA officials say they received
substantially less from U.S., England. |
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CONSUMER NEWS |
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Camel’s New Decorative Packs
Honor Las Vegas, Seattle, Austin,
San Francisco
All cities with good hospitals. |
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TRAVEL |
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Passengers Soon to be Allowed
Guns on Amtrak
On fears Jesse James and his
gang may return. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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LAPD
Issuing $191 Tickets to
Jaywalkers
Despite Los Angeles having
zero pedestrians. |
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GOP 2012
PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS |
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Name |
Position |
Pros |
Cons |
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Sarah
Palin |
Ex-Governor,
Alaska |
Celebrity,
avid fans |
Widely seen
as unqualified |
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Mitt
Romney |
Ex-Governor,
Massachusetts |
Experience,
competence |
Romneycare,
abortion flip-flops |
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Tim
Pawlenty |
Ex-Governor,
Minnesota |
Fiscal
conservative |
No charisma |
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Satan |
Governor,
Hell |
Great name
recognition |
Source of
all evil |
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