MISCELLANEOUS |
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Secret
Deal Revealed: Queen Elizabeth
Forced to Hand Over Control of
Her $62.4 Million Yearly
Allowance to Parliament in 2006
Most of it had previously been
spent on hats. |
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Study: Twice As Many U.S
Women as U.S. Men Lack Interest in Sex
Since that little blue pill went on sale. |
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TRENDS |
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Kids Learning to Swear Earlier
Nobody has a fuckin' clue why. |
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SPORTS |
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NFL: Injuries Taking Their
Toll
On owners of fantasy teams. |
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Divorce Trial of Dodgers
Owners Nears End
Many expect judge to give pitchers to
him, outfielders to her, and split the
infielders among the children. |
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CONSUMER NEWS |
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Bentley
Recalls Hood Ornaments
On fear of class warfare. |
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FEATURE |
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During the Eisenhower
Administration, a time of great growth and prosperity, the
tax rate on America's highest earners was: |
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A ) |
38% |
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B ) |
35% |
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C ) |
28% |
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D ) |
25% |
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E ) |
91% |
(Hint: Look it up.) |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Mattel
Unveils Newswoman Barbie
She used to be Weathergirl Barbie, without
the microphone. |
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Bra
That Converts to Gas Mask Goes on
Sale
Manufacturer originally tried to
sell product as gas mask that
converts to bra. |
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