| PEOPLE |
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 Lady
Gaga Calls on Senate to Pass
Defense Authorization Bill
Her costumes are crucial
components of our anti-ballistic
missile system. |
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General McChrystal Making
$60,000 a Speech on Lecture Circuit
Mainly by insulting people who hire him. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Las Vegas: Liberace Museum
Closing
Marks official end to Second Gilded Age. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Producers Ask FDA to Call
High Fructose Corn Syrup “Corn
Sugar”
Methamphetamine dealers want meth renamed
“Vitamin M.” |
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 Boeing
Announces Space-Tourism Business
Company to add rocket booster to
747, make seats just a tiny bit
smaller. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: A Few Drinks Makes
Others Seem More Receptive
To Your Advances
A few more drinks makes others seem to
want to have your child. |
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Study: Certain Part of Brain
Larger in Thoughtful, Introspective
People
Smaller in impulsive loudmouths. |
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 Three
Astronauts Return From
Lengthy Stay on Space
Station
Two of them lost no
muscle mass whatsoever. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Doing Online Search Stimulates Aging
Brain More Than Reading Book
Elderly urged to burn their books. |
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 McDonald's
Singled Out in Graphic
Anti-Obesity Commercial
Did somebody say team of lawyers? |
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