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PEOPLE
Lady Gaga Today's Top Trendsetter
Expect to see millions of tweens in machine gun bras this fall.
Fellow Inmate: Madoff Has
$9 Billion Hidden Stash

Buried somewhere in the Sierra Madre mountains.
 
BUSINESS
Kellogg’s Recalls Fruit Loops,
Honey Smacks, Apple Jacks,
Corn Pops for Odd Odor, Flavor

But company’s Nacho Dorito Nougat Chocolate Marshmallow Cotton Candy-Os still good to go.
Thousands Line Up for Apple's
Latest iPhone

Nearby, thousands line up for apples.
 
TIPS FOR TOUGH TIMES
Writing Letter Thanking Someone for Helping You Boosts Happiness Even if You Never Mail It
Be happy, and save 44 cents.
SCIENCE
World's Biggest Radio Telescope Begins Operations in Europe
It's expected to peer back to moment just before Big Bang.
 
Debate Rages on As to What Killed
Tutankhamen

Discovery Channel has one theory, National Geographic Channel has another.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Research: Exercise Could be Best
Treatment for Depression

Most made to climb long flight of stairs before jumping off cliff never jumped.
17 of 18 Americans Eat Too Much Salt
But can fall back on last-ranked healthcare system.
 
POLITICS
Texas GOP Platform Calls
For Ban on Oral Sex

Some worry it's a job killer.

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