| PEOPLE |
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Good News:
Indonesian Toddler Cuts
Back to 15 Cigarettes a
Day
Better news: he's on the
wagon. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Colleges Selling Names of
Students to Credit Card Companies
Mainly those who flunk math. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Study: Children of Lesbian
Couples
Better Adjusted
On the other hand, they’re going to
Hell. |
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| SPORTS |
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Big Shakeup in College
Football
Northeastern joins Southwestern
Conference, Northwestern joins
Southeastern Conference, Atlantic Coast
Conference welcomes the University of the
Pacific and Hawaii moves to the Big East. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of the following
“ordinary and
necessary” business
expenses are fully
deductible for
corporations in the
United States? |
| A ) | image repair
PR campaigns |
| B ) | punitive
damages paid for
violations of law |
| C ) | bribes of
public officials |
| Hint: we no longer
use the word
“bribe” in
polite society. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Elvis Presley
Mr. Potato Head Debuts
This Summer
After estate of Mr.
Potato Head finally
agrees to terms. |
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