| PEOPLE |
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 Lady Gaga Tops Time's
“Most Influential” List
Ben Bernanke tops Post-Neo-Disco magazine's
“Most Flamboyant” list. |
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Shocker: Gores Separating
Bigger shocker: Clintons still married. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Expert: Bonuses Don't Improve
Performance
Except when experts are involved. |
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Heart Attack Risk May Rise
When Stock Market Plummets
Gout risk rises when market soars. |
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Explosive Growth in Spending by U.S.
Chamber of Commerce to Oppose
Democrats in Midterms
Could stimulate economy, boost chances
of Democrats in midterms. |
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| SCIENCE |
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CERN Scientists Identify
Missing Piece in Makeup
Of Universe Puzzle
It was between sofa cushions in Geneva. |
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Six Men Embark on 18-Month
Mock Journey to Mars
Or so they told their wives. |
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 Millionaire's
Rocket Makes First
Successful Test Flight
When operational it will
ferry millionaires
into orbit. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Americans Prefer Drugs to
Psychotherapy for Depression
The more the better. |
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American-Made Cigarettes
Contain More Cancer-Causing Chemicals
However, we have the most advanced cancer
research facilities in the world. |
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