| MISCELLANEOUS |
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World's Most
Expensive Barbie Costs
$550,000
Still only 73% of cost of
world's most expensive
Ken. |
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| FACTOID |
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Currently 5 Billion Cellular
Subscribers
And not one of them calls their mother. |
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| SPORTS |
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Phillies Fan
Tasered
Club says it's reviewing
decision to hold Taser
Night. |
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 Reacting
to New Law, Suns Wear “Los
Suns” Uniforms on Cinco de
Mayo
After game, Suns guard Steve Nash
deported to Canada. |
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| FEATURE |
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| General Motors has paid
back the taxpayer bailout
in full and five years
ahead of schedule! With
money from: |
| A ) | all the cars
and trucks it's been selling. |
| B ) | money private
investors have been
pouring into the company. |
| C ) | a line of
credit from TARP. |
| Hint: wanna
bet which cup has the pea
under it? |
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| MILESTONES |
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75th
Anniversary of Einstein’s
First Theoretical Model of
Wormhole, Then Called
Einstein-Rosen Bridge
Co-author Nathan Rosen then
returned to 2525, hasn’t
been heard from since. |
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