| PEOPLE |
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Official Portrait of Princes
Harry, William Shows Them in “Casual
Moment”
Actually, they were drunk. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Mind-Reading Systems Could
Change Air Security
Not to mention poker, dating. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Bed Bath & Beyond Reports
Higher-Than-Expected Quarterly Profit
As consumers spend more time in bed. |
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Kraft Sells Pizza Division to
Raise Cash For Cadbury Bid
Just reading about this can cause heart
attack. |
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 TV
Industry Counting on Public
Upgrading From HD to 3-D
But public might wait for
“feelies” before they
get suckered again. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Scientists Turn Rattan Wood
Into Bone Nearly Identical
To Human Tissue
Granny's old rocking chair could soon be
granny. |
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Experts: Cold Snap Doesn't
Disprove Global Warming
But casts doubt on evolution. |
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 Skull
of Large-Brained Ancestor
Found in South Africa
Confirms Theory
We're definitely getting
dumber. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Antidepressants Not Effective
for Those Only Mildly Depressed
News causes mildly depressed to become
severely depressed, making
antidepressants effective. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 EPA
Passes Stricter Limits on
Pollutants
Despite loss of some
beautiful orange sunsets. |
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