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PEOPLE
First Wife Writes Book About Bin Laden
He wouldn't do chores, just “sat on the couch all day watching sports,” she says.
Likely Roman Polanski Will
Be Extradited to L.A.

Court TV clears its schedule.
 
MEDIA
White House Reverses Stance,
Allows Access to Fox News

Fox calls decision “typical flip-flop” demonstrating administration's “lack of principle.”
Denver Newspaper to Hire
Medicinal Marijuana Reviewer

Publisher still sifting through 375,000 résumés.
 
BUSINESS
Bad News: All Signs Point
To Jobless Recovery

Good news: someone has to paint signs.
SCIENCE
Study: Internet Altering Our Brains
They're expanding as we add tons of useless information.
Presidential Panel: NASA
Should Not Return to Moon

Suggests staging moon landing.
Ice Cream Can Control Your Brain
So stay away from tutti-frutti.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Study Refutes Earlier
Studies Claiming Health
Benefits From Drinking

Authors of earlier studies invite authors of new study to step outside.
Report: Smart, Beautiful
Women Selling Their Eggs
For Up to $100,000

Not so smart beautiful women selling their eggs for $2.29 a dozen.
Cellphone Use Linked to Brain Tumors
Cellphone use while driving linked to traffic accidents involving people who will develop brain tumors.

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