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Shift in Late Night TV
Ratings as “Late Show” Beats
“Tonight”
“Late Late Show” Beats
“Late Night” and “Very
Very Late Show” beats “Very
Very Early Show.” |
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Facebook: The Movie Going
Into Production
However, script for Twitter: The Movie
still “way too long,” says
producer. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Forbes: 400 Richest Americans
Lost $300 Billion Last Year
Got it all back in TARP money. |
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 Economy
Gets Jolt From 2 New Sectors
Medical marijuana, giant cupcakes
lead recovery. |
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 Toyota
Recalls 3.8 Million Cars With
Dangerous Floor Mats
And exploding cup holders. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Archeologists
Find Nero's Opulent
Banquet Room
Hope to reopen it as
gentlemen's club. |
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 New
Fossil Find Proves We're Related
to Chimps
New fall schedule confirms it. |
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Sin Survey: Coastal Areas Greedier,
Bible Belt Excels in Envy, Wrath,
Lust, Pride
Survey on sloth delayed. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Most Babies Born This Century
in Rich Countries Will Live to 100
If planet still habitable in 100 years. |
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Divorce Hurts Health Even
After Remarriage
And/or years of heavy drinking. |
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Latest Threat: Tainted
Cocaine
Ask your coke dealer if tainted cocaine
is right for you. |
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