| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Finally,
a Camera Designed for Today's
Self-Promoting Generation!
Enough about you, what about me?
Here's the product we've all been
waiting for but were too ashamed
to admit it. The Narcis ES with
front-facing monitor makes it a
breeze to take your own picture.
Holds up to 10,000
self-portraits. $199, at all Me,
Myself and I stores. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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World Population to Reach
7 Billion in 2011
Exactly as predicted by Mayan Calendar. |
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| SPORTS |
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Olympics May Add Golf,
Rugby in 2016
Or some combination of the two. |
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 Rare
Joe Dimaggio Baseball Card Sells
for Record $5.6 Million
Tops $2.8 Million paid in 2007 for
Honus Wagner in panties and bra. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The ratio of lobbyists
working to influence
members of the House and
Senate to members of the
House and Senate is: |
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A ) |
1 to 3 |
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B ) |
3 to 1 |
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C ) |
6 to 1 |
| Hint: there
are lots of details to attend to, and
lobbyists are very good with details. |
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| INTERNET |
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Study: 40.55% of Twitter
Tweets “Pointless Babble”
Other 59.45% “meaningful
babble.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Robot That
Can Run Like Human
Unveiled
Shown: last known photo
before it ran off. |
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