| PEOPLE |
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New York's
Naked Cowboy Running for
Mayor
As a “family values”
conservative. |
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Britney
Spears Converting to
Judaism
Shown: Spears kissing her
Kabbalah instructor. |
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Book: Bush Twins Gave
Secret Service Fits
Many still suffer from PTSD. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Microsoft to Open Own Retail
Stores
Visitors will be offered virus protection
upon entering. |
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Car
Dealer Giving Away AK-47 With
Every Truck Purchase
Makes a great graduation gift. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Evidence Modern Man Killed
Neanderthal 50,000 Years Ago
After argument over whose brain was
bigger. |
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Whole Mice Created
From Skin Cells
But they retain vague memory of having
once been skin. |
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 Toilet
on Space Station Breaks Down
On a weekend, of course. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Lower IQ Scores Linked to Air
Pollution
Lack of intelligent approach to fighting
air pollution linked to lower IQ scores. |
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New iPhone App Locates
Nearest Medical Marijuana
Dispensary
Along with nearest 7-Eleven. |
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British National Health
Service: Sex Every Day Keeps Doctor Away
Doctors too busy having sex every day. |
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