| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Ohio Man
Charged With Drunk
Driving On Motorized Bar
Stool
However, GM has expressed
interest in vehicle. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Space Shuttle
Begins Regular Commercial
Flights
Will serve Florida and heavily
traveled East Coast corridor. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
Write
Your Own News Article
(fill in the blanks:)
A new study has found
that ___ sea ice is
melting faster than
predicted only __ months
ago, in a study which
found that the previous
study, issued __ months
before that, had
underestimated the
problem by at least __ %.
Scientists issued ____
warnings that conditions
previously foreseen as
occurring by ____, will
actually occur no later
than ____. The latest
computer model will be
found to have understated
the speed of ice melting
by a factor of __ when
the next study is
published in ___. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Finally!
A Device That Picks Up Ping-Pong
Balls!
If your household is typical,
the floors are covered with
ping-pong balls, which you spend
all day bending over to pick up,
only to find the floor covered
with them again moments later.
Now say goodbye to all that
drudgery. The world's first
device designed specifically to
pick up ping-pong balls is here
(although it works just fine on
golf balls and some birds' eggs).
Time to give your back a break!
$8.99 at all Where No Problem
Exists stores. |
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| MEDIA |
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Limbaugh Wants Obama to Fail;
O'Reilly Wants Him to Succeed
Obama wants Limbaugh to fail; O'Reilly
wants Limbaugh to succeed; Limbaugh wants
O'Reilly to fail; Obama wants O'Reilly to
succeed. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Cyber Spies Hack Into
Systems Worldwide, Steal Everything
There is nothing left. |
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