PEOPLE |
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Octuplets'
Mom Pregnant Again
Tells reporters,
Kids happen. |
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Sen.
Mitch McConnell: New
Deal Didnt Work
And Nazis won World War II. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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More Drop Cable, Watch TV on
Internet
Some drop Internet, watch TV in corner
bar. |
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BUSINESS |
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GM Lays Off Another 10,000
Mostly in Planned Obsolescence division. |
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Muzak Files for Bankruptcy
News greeted with celebrations around
globe. |
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Starbucks
to Sell Instant Coffee
And kick customers out after
three minutes. |
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SCIENCE |
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Prediction: TVs in Contact
Lenses Within Ten Years
So you can watch commercials wherever you
are. |
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Study Shows Dogs Have
Sense of Fairness
Object to sales tax on pet food; deem
leash laws oppressive. |
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Hadron
Collider to Restart in September
Good time to get your affairs in order. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Teens More Likely to Be
Depressed if They Watch TV
Even more depressed if they watch American
Idol. |
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Study: Fatter Twin Looks Younger
So go ahead, have another doughnut. |
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Study: Mediterranean Diet May
Prevent Mental Decline
Conclusion based on repeated viewings
of Zorba the Greek. |
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