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Blagojevich
Impeached by Illinois
State Senate
Accepts offer from
“Dancing With the
Stars.” |
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Father of Octuplets, Who Has
6 Other Children, Returns to Iraq
Where he’ll stay. |
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| MEDIA |
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 NBC
Refuses to Run Suggestive PETA Ad
During Super Bowl
Fears it would offend sensitive
pro football audience. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Big Companies Hiring Again
Layoff 60,000, hire 3 to clean up. |
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California Drought Could
Triple Vegetable Prices
News hailed by kids' advocacy groups. |
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 AOL
to Cut 700 Jobs
First to go: guy who says,
“You’ve got mail.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Mars Rover Fails to Report
Back to Earth on Position, Recent
Activities
Transmits only, “What happens on Mars,
stays on Mars.” |
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111-Year-Old New Zealand
Reptile Fathers 11
So what are you waiting for? |
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 Obesity
May Be Contagious
Quarantining fat people
just one of many measures
under discussion. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Coffee Drinkers Face
Lower Risk of Dementia
Tea drinkers end up “nutty
as a fruitcake.” |
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Women Who Get Breast
Implants Three Times More
Likely to Commit Suicide
Benefits to self-esteem apparently
overstated. |
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Survey: Most Doctors Don't
Answer E-Mails
Already have all the meds they need. |
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