PEOPLE |
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Chris Matthews Might Run for
Senate in Pennsylvania
As a Mysoginist. |
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Bill Clinton Discloses Identities
Of All 200,000 Donors to His Foundation
List mostly comprised of Saudi princes, sheiks,
emirs and lounge singers with big hair. |
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BUSINESS |
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GM Ends Tiger Woods
Endorsement
Deal, Cuts TV Advertising
Will promote new models at next Senate
hearing. |
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One in Four Employees Visits
Porn Sites at Work
Three in four employees can't circumvent
employer-installed firewall, no matter how
hard they try. |
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Hard
Times Hit Brothels
Fewer Republicans in Congress. |
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SCIENCE |
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Latest Study Confirms TV
Violence Causes Actual Violence
Origins of World War II remain a mystery. |
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International Panel on Asteroid
Threat Mitigation Has Plan to
Avert Catastrophe
Step one: come up with catchier name. |
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Genetically
Modified Crops No Hazard, Says FDA
Wholly unrelated to recent uptick in mutations. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Regular Attendance at
Religious Services Reduces Mortality
But those expecting eternal life may be
in for nasty shock. |
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Sinking Economy Leads to
Overeating
Which increases spending on food,
clothing, medical care, thus boosting
economy |
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AMA Warns Against Trans Fats,
Texting While Driving
Most stringent warning: never eat trans fats
while texting while driving. |
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