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MISCELLANEOUS
High Gas Prices Convince More to Try Public Transit
Buses, trains (shown) report increased ridership.
The New York Times: “Newly Available Accounts by Independent Military Observers Call into Question Longstanding Georgian Assertion That It Was Acting Defensively”
An assertion swallowed hook, line and sinker by The New York Times.
 
POLL
Post-Election Analysis: McCain-Palin Voters a Diverse Blend
 
 
NEW PRODUCTS
$3 Million Flying Ferrari Unveiled
Aimed at the man who has everything except a Ferrari that flies.
FEATURE
Republican leaders are already considering rebuilding strategies, of which the leading option so far is:
A )return to fiscal conservatism.
B )renew traditional caution in international entanglements.
C )build on new voter suppression technology.
D )back-to-basics xenophobia, fear-mongering.
E )reach out to homophobes of all races and religions.
Hint: good morning, homophobia!
 
LAW
Court Limits Business Method Patents
Like “take the money and run” patent.
 
BOOKS
Original Sketch of Pooh, Tigger and Piglet from Winnie the Pooh Brings $50,000 at Auction
Eeyore left out again, of course, as usual.

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