PEOPLE |
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Palin Meets
With Kissinger in New
York
Lectures him on foreign
policy. |
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Chavez, Putin
Meet in Moscow
Discuss U.S.'s sudden conversion
to socialism. |
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BUSINESS |
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PETA Calls on Ben & Jerry's
To Use Human Milk
Suggested flavors: Mama-rama, Nipple
Ripple, Babelicious. |
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Hershey's Replaces Milk
Chocolate With Vegetable Oil in Some
Candies
Children warned: never accept
polyunsaturated safflower seed extract
from strangers. |
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Bernanke
Begs Congress for $700 Billion
Shown: on his knees, he pleads
with them. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Antidepressants May
Damage Male Fertility
Causing depression. |
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Study: Small Square of Dark
Chocolate Daily Protects Heart
From Inflammation, Disease
No telling what half pound could do. |
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SCIENCE |
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Mathematicians Discover
13-Million-Digit Prime Number
They spot it in latest bailout proposal. |
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Egypt
Displays Newly Discovered
3000-Year-Old Head of
Ramses II
Due to ancient curse,
banks fail, empires
crumble. |
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CORRECTION |
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We erred in
a recent correction of a
correction of a previous article
in which we had described the
erosion of U.S. political
leadership under Bush, then
subsequently corrected that to
the erosion of moral
leadership. It was in fact
the erosion of U.S.
economic leadership.
We regret any confusion caused by
our error. |
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