| PEOPLE |
 |
Elizabeth
Dole Will Not Attend GOP
Convention
She has a hair
appointment. |
|
 |
|
|
Dan Quayle Declines
"Dancing
With the Stars"
Will appear instead on "Are You
Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" |
| |
| BUSINESS |
|
ExxonMobil Reports Biggest
Quarterly Profit Ever for U.S.
Corporation
Things aren't so bad after all. |
|
Major Food Companies to
Reduce Amount of Carcinogen in Chips,
Fries
As good will gesture. |
| |
 First
Commercial Spaceship Christened
by Billionaire
Hopes enough millionaire suckers
will make him a trillionaire. |
|
|
| SCIENCE |
|
World's Oldest Joke Traced
To 1900 BC
It begins, "Did you hear the one
about...?" |
|
Congress May Ban Phthalates
From Toys
Children could be harmed trying to pronounce it. |
| |
 New Mars
Photos Show it Was Once Just Like Earth
Highways, malls, billboards, trash, pollution – all gone. |
|
|
| |
| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
|
Prescription Drug Addictions
Rise
Pharmaceutical stocks soar. |
|
Study: Prenatal Cellphone
Exposure
Tied to Behavior Problems
Like talking loudly on cell phones in
public. |
|
Exercise Pill Holds Promise
For Couch Potatoes
Your patience has been rewarded. |
|
