PEOPL.E |
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Brazilian
Supermodel Gisele
Bundchen No Longer
Accepting Payment in
Dollars
Already stuck with
several million in
worthless currency. |
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BUSINESS |
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Fed Chairman Sees Period
Of Slow Growth
Followed by sudden, catastrophic
collapse. |
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PUBLISHING |
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Conservative
Authors of Smear Books Sue Their
Conservative Publisher
Claim they're being cheated out
of ill-gotten gains. |
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Newspapers
Cut Costs, Lay Off
Workers
Reduce size (left). |
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SCIENCE |
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Egypt Discovers World's Oldest Footprint
But Hollywood still claims world's oldest handprint. |
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King
Tut's Face Unveiled to
Public
Public demands face
covered up again. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: People Who Eat When
Lonely or Blue Have Most
Trouble Dieting
Tend to eat until they're fat and jolly. |
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Report: Teens Who Smoke
Marijuana
More Athletic, Social
Than teens who shoot heroin. |
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High Carb Diet Helps You
Think Faster
Specifically, What the hell am I doing
eating all these carbs? |
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