MISCELLANEOUS |
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Lock of Che
Guevara's Hair Sold for
$118,871
To a balding wealthy
revolutionary. |
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Parrot Imitates Fire Alarm,
Saves Family
Imitates car alarm, family kills him. |
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CONSUMER NEWS |
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Smart Shopping Carts Will
Tell Shoppers If Theyre Buying
Too Much Junk Food
Smart junk food will tell them that
they're not. |
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SPORTS |
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All Major Sports in Action
At Same Time
Steroid labs add staff, extend hours. |
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Survey: One in Five Fans
Believes in Jinxes
Other four rely on voodoo. |
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NFL Plays First Regular Season Game in London
Before 80,000 curious hooligans. |
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FEATURE |
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What will be the lasting
legacy of George W. Bush? |
A ) | democratizing
the Middle East |
B ) | strengthening
the Department of Justice |
C ) | battling
global warming |
D ) | upgrading
disaster management |
E ) | boosting
respect for America overseas |
F ) | tee-ball on
the White House lawn |
Hint: batter
up! |
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PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Protestors
Levitate Outside White
House
Demonstrate opposition
to law of gravity. |
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