| TRAVEL |
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Athens:
Acropolis Being Restored
Major public works
project already two
thousand years behind
schedule. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Profanity in Workplace
Good for Morale
But not so great for company's public
image. |
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Study: Gossip More Powerful
Than Truth
You heard it here first. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: World Series Could
Be Played in November
Pitchers, catchers due to report to spring
training between sixth and seventh games (if necessary). |
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| FEATURE |
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| After running up the
biggest national debt in
history, Bush lectured
the Democratic Congress
last week on the subject
of: |
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A ) | national
security. |
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B ) | intelligent
life on the planet
Magnon9. |
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C ) | fiscal
responsibility. |
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Hint: can
you spell “chutzpah”? |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Internet to
Close
Move takes many by surprise. |
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| MAN IN
THE STREET |
| This week we asked independent,
undecided voters in New Hampshire: |
| Q: With the primaries fast approaching,
who are you more likely to vote for? |
 Jules ("Julie") Rudiani,
Manchester: "Although Romney looks good
in a suit, I'm leaning towards that New York fella
who singlehandedly took on the terrorists and the
liberal firemen's union. Hello? What? Oh, and his
wife's great, too." |
 Chelsea Hill (Berlin): "It sure
would be a fun experiment to have an almost
African-American president, but I think this country's
craving for a strong, capable woman and, I guess, by
process of elimination, the only strong, capable woman
in the race is that smart and sexy Hillary Clinton, if I'm
not mistaken." |
 Brock O. Bomma (Nashua): "Personally,
I can't stand black people, but when you compare the
lackluster choices offered by both parties, this Mr. Obama
seems to be the cleanest, most articulate candidate in the
bunch." |
 Mutt Rooney (Concord): "I
can't decide between the serial adulterer Giuliani and the
family man Romney, but given I have to answer the question,
it would be the morally superior Romney." |
 Edward Johnson (Keene): "First
I liked Clinton, then Obama, but then I heard Edwards was
going to work hard for all hardworking Americans and bring
our troops home as soon as possible and provide affordable
health care to all and that kind of tipped the scales ever so
slightly for me." |
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