| PEOPLE |
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 Craig
Reconsiders Resigning From Senate
Barricades himself in Senate Men's
Room. |
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| ANIMALS |
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Leona
Helmsley's Dog Run
Over
By grandchildren. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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New Study: Watching TV
Poses
Attention Deficit Disorder Risk
Public urged to get rid of their TV's. |
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| BUSINESS |
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International Survey:
American Workers Most Productive
Although most of them are in India. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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More Tech Help Being
Outsourced to Caribbean
Expect to hear “It's your router
that's at fault, mon” when you call. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Early Risers at Higher
Heart Risk
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man
healthy, wealthy, and dead. |
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Chemical Which Gives Buttery
Flavor to Microwave Popcorn
May Cause Lung Disease
Other than that, diacetyl is every bit as
healthy as it sounds. |
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 In
Tests, Chimps Outscore
Babies in Variety of
Learning Skills
Chimps demonstrate faster
cognition times in mental
contests such as Pick the
Real Banana, Coconut Hunt
and How to Get the Ants
Out. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Arctic Could Be Ice-Free in
23 Years
Sooner, if you buy that SUV. |
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Scientists Discover
“Skinny” Gene
They find it squeezed in between two
“tubby” genes. |
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