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 Idaho
Senator Larry Craig Resigns
GOP leader had promoted
Constitutional amendment to
define sex as “between a man
and another man in an airport
men’s room.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Movie About Buddha in the
Works
Young Buddha will focus on
early, rowdy years before enlightenment. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Barnes & Noble to Sell
OJ's Book
If I Did It will be available in
the Do-It-Yourself section. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Thousands of Armored
Vehicles Delayed Getting to Iraq
Accidentally delivered to New Orleans. |
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New
Holographic Security
Feature Announced for
$100 Bill
When moved up and down,
Franklin winks. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Survey: Boyfriends Do More
Housework Than Husbands
In follow-up survey, girlfriends found
to be more fun than wives. |
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IBM Finds Way of Storing
Information on Individual Atoms
Promises molecules that can hold
60,000,000,000,000,000,000
high-definition movies. |
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Gov't. Study: Humans Primarily
To Blame for Higher
Temperatures
With a little help from moose. |
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| POLITICS |
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Dems Get Ready to Confront
Bush
Searching for issue on which they
disagree. |
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 Bush Mulls Choice to
Replace Gonzales
Michael Chertoff (left)
and Skeletor (right) are
leading candidates. |
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| FACTOID |
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90 Guns For Every 100 Citizens
Fortunately, most are concentrated in the
hands of a few angry, marginalized loners. |
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