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 All Dolphin-Like
Sports Vehicles Recalled
Following users' complaints of being
swallowed by whales. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Japanese Man Recites Pi
To 100,000 Places
American man delivers pizza to 100,000 places. |
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Study: Key to Good Marriage
Is Sharing Housework
And not hiring a French maid. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB Licenses Logos
For Caskets, Urns
Also catching on: tailgate funerals. |
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American Wins
Hot Dog Eating Title
Restores pride in country
that has suffered so many
recent setbacks. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
Write
Your Own News Story
Just Fill In the Blanks
The White House has asserted that President
Bush does not need statutory authority to
____-___ because he has the power to do it in
his role as ________. However, even though
he doesn't need it, Congress gave him
statutory authority to _____ under the _____
Act. While the ____ Act doesn't specifically
mention _____, White House lawyers insist
that it was implied, an interpretation which
would surely be upheld by the _____ Court,
which doesn't really have authority to
interpret this law, if they don't agree with the
President. As for the ___ Act, which appears
to prohibit the President from ____ing ____,
it doesn't really prohibit that because the
President said that it didn't in his ________.
Also, the President can _____ for reasons
which can't be made public due to _______. |
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| POLL |
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Bush Still Slightly Less
Unpopular Than Nixon
As for Cheney-Agnew, it's “too close to call.” |
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