| SPORTS |
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 Obscure Sport
Of Elephant Basketball
Embroiled in Controversy
Animal rights activists
demand league switch to
synthetic ball. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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First Beaver Spotted in
NYC
in 200 Years
Also, first fur trapper. |
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KIDZ KORNER |
| History Quiz |
| In his famous Farewell
Address, George
Washington |
| A ) | warned against "foreign
entanglements." |
| B ) | told an
entertaining story about
being abducted by aliens
and taken aboard their
flying saucer for medical
experiments. |
| C ) | encouraged
Americans to fight wars
in distant lands to
spread freedom, as
remembered in last Monday's
tribute by President
Bush. |
| Hint: according
to historians, B) is more
likely than C). |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a new
initiative Attorney
General Gonzales has
asked 20 million
Conservative Christians
to alert the DOJ to any
potential cases of
religious discrimination.
It’s called: |
| A ) | War
on Christmas 24/7 Program |
| B ) | Atheist Intimidation and
Harassment Project |
| C ) | Spreading the Holy Word
of God: the Litigation |
| D ) | Hallelujah! The Justice
Department! |
| E ) | First
Freedom's Project |
| Hint: It's all
about Freedom |
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TRAVEL |
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Tourism Down in Crawford,
Texas
Experts blame Cindy Sheehan's busy
schedule. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Talking
Urinals Debate Their
Effectiveness
One says “we save
lives,” other says
“we're a waste of
taxpayers' money.” |
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