| MISCELLANEOUS |
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South Korea's
“Robot Mother”
Provides Instruction,
Education
Public learns what to do
if ever called upon to deliver
an android baby. |
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Researchers
Baffled by Parrot With
950-Word Vocabulary
Bird beats them regularly
at Scrabble. |
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| POLITICS |
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Giuliani Campaign Playbook
Left in Hotel Room, Leaked to Press
On last page it says, “leave campaign
playbook in hotel room.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Report: Baseballs Were
“Juiced” in 1998
Fortunately, umpires were
“sloshed.” |
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Three-Way
Ping Pong Proving Popular
Particularly among
polygamists. |
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| PEOPLE |
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| Monica
Lewinsky Earns Masters |
Degree From London
School of Economics
Monica Lewinsky earns Masters
Degree from London School of
Economics. |
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| FEATURE |
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| George W. Bush recently
signed into law an Act of
Congress which sharply
limited the power of the
government to open the
mail of its citizens
without a warrant. In his
signing statement, the
President wrote: |
| A ) | I
love this law! Yes!
Totally! |
| B ) | You
know, this reminds me
that I have a huge pile
of mail on my desk and I
really have to get to it
one of these days. |
| C ) | By
the way, I’m going
to open whatever mail I
want to whenever I want.
Nyah, nyah, nyah. |
| Hint: Constitution
specifically grants this
power to the Executive,
provided that the
President specifically
uses the words,
“Nyah, nyah,
nyah.” |
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| Gail Norton,
the Former Secretary of
the Interior who promoted
oil drilling in the
Alaskan National Wildlife
Refuge, has taken a new
job as: |
| A ) | Executive Vice President
in charge of dolls for
little girls 5 to 7 at
Mattel. |
| B ) | Head
of the Joint Chiefs of
Staff on Mars. |
| C ) | Chief
Counsel for new drilling
at Royal Dutch Petroleum. |
| Hint: She's well
qualified for this job. |
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