NEW PRODUCTS |
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Bra That
Converts To Shopping Bag
Comes in Handy
Especially at nudist camp
gift shops. |
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TRAVEL |
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Athens:
Massive Restoration Begun
On Acropolis
When completed, tourists
will find upgraded
restrooms, a new food
court and an IMAX
theater. |
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SPORTS |
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More Trouble for U.S.
Track Athletes
Top two male sprinters (right)
suspended after testing positive
for banned hormone. |
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KIDZ KORNER |
Vocabulary
Builders |
pickle n.
difficult situation as in, when
the last contractor follows
Bechtel out of Iraq, the U.S.
military, whom they supply, will
be in a ~ . |
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The United States
will replace the current
government in Iraq with a
strongman to go after the
Madhi Army of Muktadr
al-Sadr, the Shiite cleric
who wants the U.S.
out, |
A ) | when
conditions on the ground
require it. |
B ) | when
the Iraqi military stages
its own coup. |
C ) | a
week from Tuesday, after
everyone in the White
House has had breakfast. |
Hint: It's very
unpleasant to have to
make a lot of phone calls
on an empty stomach. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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St. Louis Named Most
Dangerous City
Due to collisions between those seeking to
escape violence in New York, Los Angeles. |
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CORRECTION |
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Last week,
due to an editing error, we
reported that our presence in
Iraq had "achieved a major
milestone." It should have
read, "become a major
millstone." We apologize for
any confusion. |
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