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| SPORTS |
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 NBA: Players
Hate, Coaches Love New
Ball
Built-in timer delivers
electric shock every time
it’s held for more
than five seconds. |
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| WAR ON TERROR |
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Profiles of
Our FBI Security Forces |
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Acronym: |
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ITOS |
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Full Name: |
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International Terrorism Operations Sections |
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Function: |
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Coordinates all foreign terrorist investigations |
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Agents With Any Familiarity With Arabic: |
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4 |
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Agents Ranked Above Elementary Proficiency In Arabic: |
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0 |
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Fun Fact:
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Although the goal of the
FBI is better interaction with
foreigners, if you've
ever had any interactions
with foreigners, you can't
get a Security Clearance. |
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| The United States
Embassy in Iraq is being
built by: |
| A ) | U.S.
soldiers. |
| B ) | Iraqis
hired by the U.S. State Dept. |
| C ) | Slave
laborers brought to Iraq
from India, Pakistan and
the Philippines by a
Kuwaiti contractor. |
| D ) | Robots
from the planet Klandor-9. |
| Hint: They ain't
robots, Iraqis would be
too scared to work for
the U.S., and our troops
are busy. Try another
answer. |
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| How many
independent militias are
currently operating in
Baghdad? |
| A ) | 3 |
| B ) | 5 |
| C ) | 23 |
| D ) | If
you have to ask, you can't
afford to be there. |
| Hint: You may choose
both C) and D). |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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While stripping away the right to protect
environment from unlimited development. |
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