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3 in 4 Can Name 2 Dwarfs; Only 1
in 4 Can Name 2 Supreme Court Justices
One in three think Sleepy, Dopey
serve on Court. |
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Nebraska Man Arrested for
226th Time
Could face life under state's “300
strikes” law. |
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Mel Gibson Reaches Out to
Jewish Community
Films Manischewitz commercial to
run next Passover. |
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| BOOKS |
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Famous Antiwar Author Günter
Grass Admits He Served in S.S.
In same unit with Gandhi. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 California
Candy Company Introduces “Chocolate Mary”
Dark chocolate Virgin Mary targets devout
chocoholics. |
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As
I predicted, the Middle
East is a mess, as is
just about everywhere
else. If I knew I'd be so
accurate I'd have charged
more for my books. But
hey, hindsight's 20/20.
One
thing I didn't predict
was that the
"greatest
nation-state of the 21st
Century" (U.S., duh)
would be run by such an
incompetent lunkhead as
this George W. Bush, or
that the populace would
elect him a second time!
Here's
my prophecy for 2006, or
what's left of it:
continued war in the holy
lands, tight pennant
races and a celebrity
breakup you just won't
believe.
Au
revoir! |
| (Translated from the
French, Greek, Italian,
Latin and Provençal.) |
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| TRAVEL |
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Amsterdam Bans Marijuana
Smoking
On buses. |
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