| WEATHER |
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People Flock
to Beaches in Hottest
July Ever
Experts cite global
warming, skimpier
swimsuits. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Boston: Big Dig Tunnel to
Reopen After Review
Motorists will be paid a dollar to drive
through it. |
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Poll: More Christians Support
Torture Than Atheists
Jesus: “Back to the drawing board.” |
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Army Honors Disgraced
Abu Ghraib General
Awards him Distinguished Disgraceful
Service Medal. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| In a recent story on the EPA's voluntary
Performance Track Review program, we
mistakenly described it as an effort to reward
companies having the best anti-pollution
records with less burdensome regulation.
In fact, the EPA program rewards companies
with poor anti-pollution records by allowing
them to increase polluting. We regret any
confusion caused by our error. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Why is it, that
despite knowing they will
be tested, more and more
winners of the
world's most
prestigious sports
championships are testing
positive for
performance-enhancing
drugs? |
| A ) | Their
competitive spirit is so
strong it overrides both
conscience and caution. |
| B ) | Their
judgment is clouded by
performance-enhancing
drugs. |
| C ) | They're not too
smart. |
| Hint: Why do you
think they call it
doping? |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Yanks Trade for
Three Umpires
“They should help us down the
stretch,” says Manager Joe Torre. |
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Golfer John
Daly Named Athlete of the
Year
Only one who didn't take
steroids. |
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