| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Oregon:
Nuclear Plant Destroyed
To make way for
glow-in-the-dark mall. |
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Study: Cellphones, Laptops on Planes Can
Disrupt Cockpit Instruments, Including
GPS Devices Used in Landing
Passengers urged not to make calls unless
they are very important. |
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| LAW |
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High Court: OK for Police to
Enter
Party Without Knocking in Emergency
Like a lot of hot babes inside. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The installation
of Iraq's National Unity
Government signals a new
era for that troubled
country because |
| A ) | all
the many Shiite, Sunni
and Kurd militias can
finally unite together
against the government. |
| B ) | officials
can at last get down to
the serious business of
dividing up the different
areas of graft,
corruption and bribery. |
| C ) | now
there's a responsible
entity to administer the
civil war. |
| Hint: It's so much
less confusing when you
know whom to bribe. |
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Out with the bad, in with
the worse. Here's a sneak
peek at some new network
offerings for next
season:
“I've Got a
Secret” (CBS): An
updated classic game show
featuring corporate
whistleblowers who snitch
on their employer. A
panel of “personalities”
tries to determine who's
the boss.
“Celebrity Chef
Dance Contest &
Supermodel Poker
Tour” (NBC):
Nothing's missing from
this shameless, schlocky
smorgasbord, except
entertainment.
“Tales From the
NSA” (ABC): Highly
personal dramas drawn
from over 800 billion
phone conversations.
“Product Place”
(Fox): Yet another racy
primetime sudser, with
hot, horny housewives
surrounded by brand
names.
(Mr. TV threw out his
television and will no
longer be writing this
column.) |
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| MUSIC |
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Fiddle Goes
for $3.54 Million
Washboard, jug thrown in
to close deal. |
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