LIFESTYLE |
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Euro Proving
More Popular Than Dollar
Shown: 300 Euro note,
worth about $360. |
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McMansions
Getting Bigger
Some have their own
McDonald's. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Study: Most Lottery Winners
End Up Broke, Suicidal
Lucky players never win. |
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Report: Military Developing
Insect Cyborgs
Should soon be available to public. |
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SPORTS |
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Basketball:
One Of China's Top Women
Players Coming to U.S.
Chen Lu (left),
sharp-shooting guard,
signs with L.A.'s Sparks
(woman at right
unidentified). |
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FEATURE |
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A Federal Appeals
Court has dealt the White
House a devastating blow
by ruling that the
Environmental Protection
Agency: |
A ) | cannot overrule lax state
laws which violate the
Clean Air Act,
substituting strict
federal standards which
protect the environment. |
B ) | cannot overrule strict
state laws which protect
the environment,
substituting lax federal
standards which violate
the Clean Air Act. |
Hint: Don't get hung
up on the name, "Environmental
Protection Agency." |
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The Bush
Administration has spent
$440 billion on the wars
in Afghanistan and Iraq
and is getting ready to
spend more this year than
last year because: |
A ) | We
can see the light at the
end of the tunnel. |
B ) | We've
done such a heckuva job
over there we just need
to spend a few hundred
billion more. |
C ) | They
love us so much for what
we've done already,
there's no telling how
much they'll love us if
we stay longer. |
Hint: You must choose one
of the above answers, or
you're with the
terrorists. |
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