| HIGH TECH |
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 $100 Laptop
Created for World's
Poorest Countries
Soon, hundreds of
millions will be able to
download pics of Pamela
Anderson. |
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| RELIGION |
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Web-Based WikiReligion
Causing Confusion Among Adherents
“First we believe in God, then we
don't, then we do,” says one befuddled
believer. |
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Study: Churchgoers Do
Better Financially Than
Those Who Don't Attend
Praise the Lord. |
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| SPORTS |
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Pro Wrestling Enacts Toughest
Steroid Policy Yet
Lifetime suspension for any wrestler
caught not using them. |
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“Smart”
Soccer Ball Senses When
Goal Is Scored
Replaces “dumb”
soccer ball, which hasn't
got a clue. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Last week
President Bush did not
use which one
of the following
arguments in his
counterattack against
critics of his prewar
campaign for invading
Iraq: |
| A ) | The
truth is demoralizing our
troops, so stop telling
it. |
| B ) | I
believed my lies, you
believed my lies, so
we're equally
responsible. |
| C ) | I'm
rubber, you're glue,
whatever you say bounces
off me and sticks to you. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Over 7 Million Prisoners in
U.S. Jails Last Year
Many of them guilty. |
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 Texas Town
Changes Name in Exchange
for Free Satellite TV
DISH, formerly known as
Adelphia Cable Creek,
must keep name for ten
years. |
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