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ENVIRONMENT
Experts: Bicycle- Riding Robots Can Cut Pollution
Would mean fewer robots driving cars.
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Computer Games Shown to
Aid Young Children's Ability
To Pay Attention

As well as their ability to steal cars, kill cops, decapitate prostitutes.
Study: Cultural Stereotypes Have Little Basis in Fact
Brits actually emotional, Germans funny, French humble, Americans peace-loving.
Treasury Secretary Snow Reveals New Ten-Dollar Bill
Features subdued colors, worried-looking Alexander Hamilton.
 
FEATURE
Shocked by the size of the oil spills caused by Katrina, now 80% of the Exxon-Valdez spill, Congress is taking what emergency action?
A )Limiting future oil drilling in coastal areas vulnerable to hurricanes.
B )Opening all previously protected coastal areas vulnerable to hurricanes to new drilling.
Hint: Oh, go ahead - take a wild guess.

Conservative pundit and former White House speech writer David Frum reported that Harriet Miers told him Bush was “the most brilliant man I ever met.” This shows that the Supreme Court nominee:
A )is a shrewd judge of character.
B )is an extremely loyal member of the team.
C )doesn't get out much.

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