ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: Jesus Big Winner at Last
Supper Poker Game
Eliminates remaining apostle after
bluffing with a pair of threes. |
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Bush Appoints Two to Top
Posts at Corporation for Public
Broadcasting
New leaders, who've given $1 million to
GOP, will try to shield CPB from
political bias. |
LAW |
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Supreme Court
Agrees to Hear Anna
Nicole Smith's Case
But only if she argues it
herself. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Smart Beer Mat
Senses When Glass Nears Empty,
Orders Refill
Then leaves pre-recorded message
on wife's cellphone, e-mails
boss, withdraws money from bank
account, orders another refill. |
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SCIENCE |
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Next-Generation GPS Satellite
Launched Into Orbit
Advanced technology can now track your
every move, from one side of the couch to
the other. |
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Intelligent Design Trial:
Creationist Theory Demonstrated
Below: jurors look on as actor portraying
God lifts planets into proper orbits. |
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CORRECTION |
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We
erroneously reported that
President Bush had appointed a
timber company lobbyist to head
the National Forest Service, a
partner in a law firm most well
known for union-busting as
Assistant Secretary of Labor, a
mining industry lobbyist who
believes public lands are
unconstitutional to be in charge
of public lands, a utility
lobbyist who represented the
nation's worst polluters as head
of the Clean Air Division at the
EPA, a lobbyist for the American
Petroleum Institute onto the
Council on Environmental Quality
and a veteran to head the Women's
Health Section of the FDA. In
fact, the woman he named to head
the Women's Health Section of the
FDA is not a veteran. She is a
veterinarian. We regret any
confusion this may have caused. |
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