| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Latest Crop
Circles Deemed Authentic
Definitely the work of
inebriated
extraterrestrials, say
experts. |
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| CULTURE |
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Famous Authors Auction Off
Character Names in Novels to
Aid 1st Amendment Project
“One day Stanley M. Lipschitz awoke
to find himself transformed into an
enormous cockroach,” is first one
sold. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: Only 50% of Those
Headed To College Have Basic Reading
Skills
But 88% have basic drinking skills. |
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| SPORTS |
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Golf: Record Fines Handed
Out for Bloody Melee
Fans, players penalized heavily for worst
golf fight in years. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Japanese Travel Agency
Offering
Trips to Space at Bargain Fare of
$20 Million
No-frills flight includes launch, recovery,
snack, movie; headphones
available for $2. |
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One-Year-Old on No-Fly List Booted
From Phoenix-to-Washington Flight
Subsequently taken into custody, flown to foreign country
for questioning. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The state of
North Carolina has passed
a bill to aid victims of
domestic violence. What
does the bill do? |
| A ) | Provides
help and support to
women's shelters offering
temporary refuge. |
| B ) | Provides
funding for police
officers to enforce
restraining orders. |
| C ) | Provides
harsher sentences for
convicted abusers,
subsequent counseling. |
| D ) | Requires
court clerks to inform
victims how to get
concealed weapons
permits. |
| Hint: Remember, it's
North Carolina. |
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| WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? |
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| Karl
Rove, Robert Novak, Army Navy
Club, Washington, D.C., June 19,
2003 |
| Rove: “We were celebrating the
40th anniversary of Bob's column when
I joked how 'plame' all the women looked.
He said, 'Plame? As in Valerie
Plame, the wife of Joe Wilson, the guy
who was sent to Niger?'” |
| Novak:
“I don't remember anything,
frankly, and if I did I wouldn't tell you. I think
that's bullshit.” |
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