| PEOPLE |
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New Miss
Universe Warns Of
Quasars, Black Holes
Also solar storms,
comets. |
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| MEDIA |
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Parents Television Council
Calls Paris Hilton's Burger Ad Softcore
Porn
Wait 'til they see her Wienerschnitzel
ad. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Dow Drops 111 on Wal-Mart
Earnings Warning
Analysts fear if you can't make a decent
profit off slave labor, market is in
trouble. |
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Most Sluggish Hiring in Two
Years Subject to Different
Interpretations
Some say economy has hit a soft patch,
some a temporary pause, others say it's
taking a well-deserved rest. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Heroin Addiction Gene
Identified, Blocked in Rats
Promises widespread use of heroin,
without fear of getting hooked. |
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 Experts Say
Combining Diets Best Way to
Lose Weight
Shown: two experts
combine All-Ice Cream
Diet with All-Chocolate
Cake Diet. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Swiss Scientists Discover
Sprayable “Trust Hormone”
White House orders 275 million doses. |
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First Radio Telescope
Searching for Extraterrestrial Life Goes
Into Operation
Immediately receives threatening message
from Ming the Merciless, of the planet
Mongo. |
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| INTERNET |
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New .xxx Web Domain Approved
Extension will enable 14-year-old boys to
more easily locate really hot sites. |
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