ENTERTAINMENT |
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Broadway:
All- Robot Revival Of The
Music Man
Closes
Producer blames bad
weather, slow economy,
constant picketing by
musicians' union. |
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FCC Panel Rules Monday
Night
Football Intro With Nicolette
Sheridan Not Indecent
We watched it several times and
nobody got a woody, explains
spokesman. |
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BUSINESS |
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McDonald's Unveils Healthy
Lifestyle Campaign
Don't go to McDonald's. |
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German Market
Allows Customers To Pay
by Fingerprint
For cash back, blood
sample required. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Justice Dept.
Invokes Little-Known Law
You're under arrest. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Australian Women Who Have
Two Drinks a Day Healthier
Than Non-Drinkers
Study conducted by Australian men. |
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Higher Education Combats
Memory Loss In Elderly, Says Study
But any benefits reversed by Spring
Break. |
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TRENDS |
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Blog,
Wedgie, Irritable
Bowel Syndrome Added to
New Webster's Dictionary
Diary, Indian
burn," pain in the ass
dropped. |
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FEATURE |
Seven Simple Things You Can
Do to Prevent Identity Theft |
1. |
Use high, squeaky
voice on phone. |
2. |
Eat all mail after
reading. |
3. |
Have trusted relative
hide your credit cards and not tell you where
they are. |
4. |
Alter photographs
of yourself. |
5. |
Switch car license
plates with a friend. |
6. |
Don't sleep in the
same room twice. |
7. |
Change your
name frequently. |
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