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 Swaziland's
King Mswati III Buys Self
$500,000 Luxury Sedan
Ruler (shown) of impoverished country
suffering through AIDS
epidemic says “she
rides like a dream.” |
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Hitler Was a Mickey Mouse Fan,
According to Albert Speer’s Son
“Disliked” Donald Duck,
wanted Goofy “euthanized.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Last Protest Song From
Rebellious 60's Rock Band
Used in Car Commercial
Advertising agencies forced to consider
punk, rap, hip-hop. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Strong Winds
Blow Eiffel Tower Off Its
Moorings
Parisian landmark (right)
discovered hundreds of
miles away, in Germany. |
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| SCIENCE |
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1-in-300 Chance Newfound
Asteroid Will Hit Earth in 2029
Upside: Social Security problem would be
solved. |
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Breakthrough: Computer Cursor
Controlled by Brain Signals
Promises hands-free solitaire. |
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 EPA
Approves Mining for Gold
At End of Rainbow
Strip mining of Grand Canyon
(shown) begins next week. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Fewer Teens Smoking, Doing
Drugs
More teens lying about habits. |
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| CORRECTION |
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A news story which ended with the
statement, "The United States
currently supports secular liberal
intellectuals" accidentally omitted
the last two words, "in Iran."
We apologize for any confusion caused by
this error. |
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