| PEOPLE |
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 Tenet
Receives Nation’s
Highest Civilian Award
President presents him
with Slam Dunk Medal of
Honor, for “falling
on his sword to save my
ass.” |
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| INTERNET |
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Web to Add Two Domains
New extensions ".john" and
".pimp" will provide more
effective high-speed networking for
professionals. |
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| BUSINESS |
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SEC Won't Charge Global
Crossing Chief Due to Expiration
Of Statute of Limitations
On SEC promise to punish corporate
criminals. |
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This Year's Hottest Item: Toy
Jewelry Made with Lead
Little Poison Bracelet, Rings of Death,
Brain Damage Necklace enjoying brisk sales. |
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 FCC Wants to Review
Tape Of Olympics Opening Ceremony
Complaint made by “same guy who called
about Janet Jackson,” says
spokesman. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Pfizer: Celebrex Doubles
Risk of Heart Attack
But still an effective treatment for
arthritis. |
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Study: Marrieds Healthier
Than Singles
Less likely to fall ill from drinking,
dancing, socializing, partying, having
sex. |
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 Google to
Digitize Every Book In
New York Public Library,
Put Them Online
Library will remain open
as a Starbucks, with
Internet access. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: 65% of Children Have
Imaginary Friends
And 48% of imaginary friends have
imaginary friends. |
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| CORRECTION |
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An article which began with the
statement, “A working system in need
of only minor adjustment may be replaced
with an enormously expensive and risky
new system which does not and will not
work,” was placed under the
headline, “Bush Backs Privatizing
Social Security.” It should have
been placed under the headline,
“Missile Defense Fails Another Key
Test.” We apologize for the mix-up. |
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